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    Posted: February/23/2007 at 3:34am
40-ish                      -       49
Adventurous           -       Slept with everyone
Athletic                   -       No (o)(o)
Average looking      -       Ugly
Beautiful                 -       Pathological liar
Contagious Smile   -       Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secur -       On medication
Feminist                  -       Fat
Free spirit               -       Junkie
Friendship first        -       Former very *friendly* person
Fun                          -       Annoying
New Age                 -       Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded          -       Desperate
Outgoing                 -       Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate               -       Sloppy drunk
Professional             -       Bitch
Voluptuous              -       Very Fat
Large frame             -       Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mat      -       Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes        =       No
2. No        =       Yes
3. Maybe        =       No
4. We need    =       I want
5. I am sorry        =       you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk    =       you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead     =       you better not
8. Do what you want     =       you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset            =      of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry            =       I am hungry
2. I am sleepy             =       I am sleepy
3. I amtired                 =       I am tired
4. Nice dress               =      Nice cleavage!
5. I love you               =      let's have sex now
6. I am bored              =       Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? =       I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? =       I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie?   = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? =   I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces
attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with
rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol
and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump
shoved up his backside.
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You're a funny man Donp....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote neiljohnson85 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/13/2012 at 3:24am
very interesting. all i know are the 4th, 5th, 6th and 9th facts.this is great… so many new things to learn here. Thank you for sharing.


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