Camping

ya i second that thought

a woman gets in a car accident (obviously cuz women cant drive worth a dam) and is seriously injured (probably got make up in her eye) and ends up in a coma (most women live their entire lives comatose) for years. one day while getting a sponge bath one of the nurses accidently touches the womans private parts, which suddenly causes the woman to move (a phenomenon all men would like to see, a woman move) and surprises the nurses who have been her care givers for years. so they call the husband and explain what happened and tell him that he should come and try an experiment with her. they ask him if he would mind having oral sex with his wife to stimulate movement and bring her out of her coma. the husband agrees (like any man wouldnt). he goes in and shuts the curtain for privacy. after a few minutes all the monitoring equipment alarmsstart sounding. the nurses and doctors rush in to see whats wrong. they find the woman flat lined and dead. they ask the husband what happened and he said, "i dont know. she must have choked).